unfortunately, in my haste, i signed off "mean" moi. auto correct can be a biatch, but here are some more doozies courtesy of www.damnyouautocorrect.com

i'm short, always have been and i presume always will be. well, that is, unless i'm out on the town- my ensemble is not complete without a pair of killer heels and by killer, i mean- will cut off circulation to feet one toe at a time. this is the story of me, my shoes and our escapades together.

OMG this is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThe tears are rolling down my cheeks as I type!
BWAHAHAHA!! Love it!